Meanwhile, in the Canterlot Palace...

Fancypants: "News, my more dread lord! The Griffin Legions have sworn fealty to you and pledge their undying loyalty!"

Shepherd: "Is that good news though?"

Fancypants: "Well, once they learned that a human wrote their holy book, it really was inevitable."

Shepherd: "Dare I ask what their holy book is?"

Blueblood; "It's actually a series of holy books, all by the human prophetess Ayn Rand, who espoused-"

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